2026 movie log...

the substance(2024)
8/10
horror, thriller, science fiction

i found myself really liking this movie. it was incredibly nasty and gory and wild, and at the same time, i feel like it fumbled in a lot of areas. i think it executed the themes well, but by god it over-stayed its welcome. i checked the run-time when i paused it to let a friend go run to the bathroom and i was shocked when there was still 50 minutes left, especially when it felt like we were at a very big climactic moment. there were a lot of lingering shots i know were for impact but definitely could have been cut or shortened in some way. i say that but also the final 10 minutes of this movie was actually impecable and all movies need to take note. all in all... i enjoyed this movie. i think every man in hollywood should die.
a minecraft movie(2025)
2/10
adventure, family, comedy

WHY DID I AGREE TO WATCH THIS I'M NOT A 12 YEAR OLD BOY.